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Tuesday, January 1, 2013

2012 Top Story Reflections

2012 reflections.

1. Who would have thought NHL stands for 'No hockey league.'
2. Snooki stopped drinking long enough to birth a child.
3. Jersey Shore ended and then the Jersey shore was washed away.
4. Lance Armstrong forgot he shouldn't do drugs, which stripped him of 7 Tour de France titles.
5. Jenn Anistan finally got engaged. Can we stop obsessing with her getting back with Brad Pitt?
6. Colorado and Washington legalized marijuana.
7. Justin Beiber and Selena Gomez split and neither wrote a song about it, however Taylor Swift may have.
8. Hostess died. I'm still in mourning.
9. Rihanna went back for a second round with Chris Brown.
10. William and Kate are expecting. I totally expect a TLC episode of A Baby Store on that.
11. Sandy Hook Elementary tragedy made parents afraid to send their children to school.
12. The Mayans failed at Calendar 101.
13. The couch jumping incident wasn't enough to keep Katie in love with Tom.
14. Honey Boo Boo made redneck-ognize popular.
15. Angela Jolie's leg may have became more famous than her.
16. Jason Russell had a good thing going with 'KONY 2012' but then he got naked and went nuts.
17. Men got more sex than ever, thanks to 50 Shades of Grey books.
18. Cannibalism went nuts in 2012.
19. Anderson Cooper finally admitted what we all knew, he is gay.
20. Penn State went crazy. Joe Paterno died and Jerry Sandusky went to jail.
21. Kristen Stewart still hasn't appeared more cheerful.
22. McKayla Maroney snarky look was found everywhere.
23. The Costa Concordia captain forgot how to drive.
24. As if we don't do enough stupid things, now we need to stratosphere jump?
25. Gangnam Style. Enough said.

So here's to a new year. Happy 2013. Wonder what top stories it will bring?!

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