3/6/16 what I learned this week.

3/6/16. What I learned. 

1. My children have no sympathy when I have a headache. 

2. Correction to number 1: my children have no sympathy when I have a headache that isn't related to drinking. 

3. Next time I have a headache I should just start drinking. 

4. Number 3 is an excellent lesson. 

5. Have I told you yet how much my friends and family rock? Two surprise parties--two? 

6. Never be the one of leave in the middle of a comedians set. Poor Michelle! 

7. Just the mention of a 70 degree day in the week has me all smiley. 

8. My plan is to go back to work in August when the kids go back to school. Can I die of boredom before then? 

9. Is boredom a diagnosis-able condition? 

10. Are the bad choices I make as a result of number 9 diagnosis-able?! 

11. Am I just fucking crazy? 

12. All signs point to yes for number 11. 

That's all for this week folks. Tune in next Sunday for this train wreck/shit show!! Until then....love ya! 😘

Creepy wink confirmation photo. 

My friends think the best of me. 

Poor Barbie had on no panties.--maybe I didn't either. You'll never know! 

Not only am I surprised with a party at a comedian show, I won the 50/50! 

No nights complete without the drunk selfie.