Grammy observations.

Watching the Grammy's and feeling very old. Here's my observations: ---~How did LL Cool Jay get this gig? 

~Good grief Beyonce your body is banging after child birth. I also saw your nipple and it kind of turned me on! And if that's the new hair look I can totally rock that every morning. 

~Pink is extremely artistic. And acrobatic. 

~I think the rap community is thrilled to have someone "Straight out of Compton" again. 

~Taylor Swift...needs to unleash her inner whore. The good girl act gets old. And hello front row dancing to Imagine Dragons/Kendrick combo.... This is why ever guy dumps you. 

~Lorde needs some dancing lessons or anti-seizure meds. I'm not sure which. 

~Paul McCarthy's face is straight up molded plastic. 

~Ozzy. It might be time to totally retire and head to elderly resort full time. Ozzy's response to this suggestion: "afthhuvgrghunfdnk" 

~Pharrell Williams:  Curious George called  and wants his hat back 

And if Stevie Wonder could have saw your second hat selection he would have told you to take it off! 

~how is Willie Nelson not dead? Weed: the ultimate anti-ager. And nice play on "Momma don't let your baby's grow up to be cowboys!" My Best highlight of night! Because let's face it. Cowboys---hot. Doctors and lawyers and such--not hot! 

~Kasey Musgraves-I have kitchen aprons bigger than your dress. You make trailor trash look good. 

~Beyounce/Jay Z could have totally blown the award show competition away if they just had sex and made baby number 2 on stage during "Drunk and in love" 

~Metallica: and suddenly I'm 18 again. (I liked the piano guy with it too a lot!!!) 

~Macklemore and LL- was there a sale on velvet suits somewhere? I missed it. 

~Did Madonna require that cane and were they helping hold her up? 

~Yoko Ono just won't go away will she! 

~Daft Punk needs to just take off the stupid helmets and thank people. I think people are tired of being their spoke person. 

~the best part of the Grammy's (as exciting as the whole mess was) was the ending. At 11:45pm. I couldn't have been happier to see the credits. I'm too old to stay up this late!