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I'm doing a phone funny clean out! Enjoy! 

What I learned 3/30/14

3/30/14

1. Every. Single. Morning. I walk into the bathroom after my boy child showers and get my clean socks wet. Every. Single. Morning. 

2. I can always gauge how hectic our week was by the number of pizza boxes at for the garbage Friday. 

3. The girl child dislikes pizza. Said we eat it too much...imagine that. 

4. My kids didn't get the flu this winter, but both have a serious case of 'annoying'. Is there a cure for this? 

5. I have two chickens I call Thelma and Louise. These chicks always are up to no good and are escape artists. 

6. Winter is a real bitch. She needs to die with hot temps and sunshine. 

7. My attic is a crazy mess. I really need to deal with it. I really don't want to. 

8. Taco Bell seems like a terrible start to the day. 

That's all I learned this week...what have you discovered? Enjoy your week!! 

What I learned 3/16/14

3/16/14

I missed last week....slow learning week I guess. 

1. McDonald's is the center of gossip. I heard more about old people and their health than I could if I was a nurse at the hospital. 

2. More "older" people need better hearing aids. 

3. The best statement from my niece when pointing at her legs is: "these legs will have nothing on them come summer!" Meaning dresses only. I love this child! 

4. You can learn a lot from missionaries. 

5. I have never cried so much at Walking Dead as tonight's episode. Total bummer. 

6. I'm doing a 40 day/40 bag clean out for lent and I'm well on way of clutter free!! 

In other news I have no idea how to fold fitted sheets. Like I think they should teach that in wife class...I mean home ec 

7. Please Letang never cut your hot sex hair. And come back soon. 

8. Philly fans are douche bags. Proof:

That's it for this week. Enjoy!! 

French provincial set

4 piece set 

French provincial set

All well made, solid, working order. 

49" long, 17 in depth, 32" height on long dresser. 

2- 21" width, 17 in depth, 26" height on night stands 

Tall dresser 

54" height, 18" depth, 21 1/2" width on tall dresser 

All painted in cream/off white shabby chic color to match all decor. 

Slightly distressed with glaze and clear wax. 

The tall dresser is slightly different. It can be sold separately if desire. 

Located in Scottdale. You are welcome to see before purchase. 

All 4 pieces $275.00 total. 

Tall dresser is $100.00 

2 night stands $100.00 together. 

Long dresser $125.00. 

See more at www.mommyinthedale.blogspot.com including before and after. 

Before: 

What I learned 2/23/14

2/23/14 

1. I'm wishing a Bigfoot would eat Bo-Bo. Especially when he wore this: 

2. 10 minutes waiting for my 2/$1 hot dogs I discover several things:

A) at $16.35 for 2 packs of cigarettes I couldn't afford to smoke 

B) I'm ordering 2/$1 hot dogs because I'm broke. If I had an access card I'd afford pop, chips, and a candy bar--hummmm?! 

3. One day of sunshine takes away a month of snow. 

4. Mud...I hate it unless I can have fun in it on a quad then shower. Other than that...hate it. 

5. I've convinced myself I'm

Pregnant but too cheap to buy a test. My boobs hurt, I'm super tired, I have heart burn, and my smells make me nauseous. I'll ignore the fact that it takes sex to get pregnant and I have an IUD. 

6. I postpone scrubbing floors then do it and sit in wonder of how nice they look (for about 10 whole minutes!) 

7. Will I ever be of an age when I don't need my parents to bail me out of crisis? 

8. If you are a girl and your legs look like this you have more issues than just using this magic product 

That's all for the week. Enjoy! 

Dresser/buffet/media cabinet

Multi-functional piece of furniture. Could be used as dresser, buffet in dining room, tv/entertainment stand in living area, extra storage in kitchen. 

48 inches long

32 inches tall

19 inches from front to back

Two cabinets on each side, one has smaller hidden drawer. 

4 large drawers. Solid wood completely through, including drawers. It is on 4 functional wheels. Makes easy to move and clean under! 

Painted in teal/duck egg blue colors, made to be very shabby chic/country prim with other colors under showing through like wood tones, white, peach/orangish, etc. Sanded smooth. 

Glazed with stain for aged look and waxed. 

See more photos at www.mommyinthedale.blogspot.com including before/after and inspirational photo. 

Located in Scottdale. 

$150.00 

Before: 

Inspirational picture: 

See top 1/2 glazed and waxed and 1/2 not: 

Drawers with new lining: 

After: